I know that Gold Bond gets a bad rap sometimes, mostly from those gloriously asinine "Gold Bond Medicated Powder" commercials and all of the *problems* that they treat. I assure you that this does NOT smell like Gold Bond Medicated Powder. In fact, here is an actual conversation between my husband and I on our way to church a few weeks ago. This is after we received a sample size Gold Bond Ultimate lotion in our "stockings" at Christmas and put it in the glovebox:
A few moments after putting lotion on, A turns to J and says, "What smells so good in here?"
Hubby sniffs himself, in all the appropriate areas, looks around, leans over and sniffs wife, responds, "I don't know. It's not me or you."
::sideeyes:: Wifey, "it's almost like detergent...just a really clean smell."
The lightbulb above hubby's head suddenly flickers to life for the first time all morning, "it can't be...is it the lotion?"
Wifey sniffs hands and exclaims, "Oh my god, it IS!"
Hubby sits back with a self-satisfied grin and says smugly, "See, I told you that Gold Bond was some good shit."
Yes, this was literally a conversation we had in the car. Luckily, little one was sleeping and is too young (for a very quickly dwindling period of time) to know some of the words we use.
Hopefully it will be a much longer amount of time bgefore he figures out just how uncool his parents are!